Keep at safe distance. Avoid eye contact. Do not attempt to motivate before coffee. This is not a personality flaw, it's a certified condition — the label is legally required at this point. Certified social hazard.
Product Details:
Material: C2 Sport 5100 performance tee — 100% polyester, moisture-wicking, 3.8 oz
Fit: Athletic fit, tag-free
Bold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back
Available in multiple colors and sizes
DoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies
