Destroy Your Limits
Funny on purpose. Real where it counts.
DoD Fitness makes sarcastic gym apparel — parody only, with no real military or first-responder insignia and no claim of service. Every design is printed to order in the USA, one at a time, by one guy who wanted better gym humor than he could find and figured other people did too.
New arrivals
Premium men's tees that speak louder than your gym playlist. Sarcastic, unapologetic fitness humor printed on comfortable cotton blends. Available in sizes S-4XL.
-
DoD Fitness - Passivitis - I'll Just Do Lunges Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Passivitis - I'm Sure You're Very Busy Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Passivitis - Finish Your Texts Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Assticles - To The Grass Or Not At All Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Assticles - Know Thy Depth Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Assticles - The Unexamined Squat Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Mediocrates - Give It 60 Percent Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD -
DoD Fitness - Mediocrates - I Came I Saw It Was Fine Men's Tee
Regular price From $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $38.00 USD







