Keep at safe distance. Avoid eye contact. Do not attempt to motivate before coffee. This is not a personality flaw, it's a certified condition — the label is legally required at this point. Certified social hazard.
Product Details:
Material: Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton
Fit: Relaxed, pre-shrunk, double-needle stitched, no side seams
Bold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back
Available in multiple colors and sizes
DoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies
