Keep at safe distance. Avoid eye contact. Do not attempt to motivate before coffee. This is not a personality flaw, it's a certified condition — the label is legally required at this point. Certified social hazard.
Product Details:
Material: Bella+Canvas 3480 unisex jersey tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
Fit: Retail fit, side-seamed, tear-away label
Bold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back
Available in multiple colors and sizes
DoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies
