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DoD Fitness - Still Not Running - Anti Cardio LS
DoD Fitness - Still Not Running - Anti Cardio LS
📦 Printed to order in the USA — usually ships in 3–7 business days, 3–8 days in transit · free U.S. shipping over $100
Size chart & fit — Bella+Canvas 3501 unisex long sleeve
Retail fit, ring-spun cotton. True to size.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16½″ | 27″ |
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
Manufacturer measurements, laid flat. Chest is across the front one inch below the armhole — double it for circumference. Length is shoulder to hem. Lay a shirt that fits you flat and compare. Every item is printed to order, so we can’t exchange for size — full size guide or ask us before you order.
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STILL NOT RUNNING: THE ANTI-CARDIO MANIFESTO
They said running would change your life. They were right. It made you realize how much you hate running. This shirt is a public service announcement for everyone who has accepted that treadmills are just expensive coat racks.
Cardio kills gains. Science said it. Okay, maybe science didn't say exactly that, but you're going with it. The only running you're doing is running out of patience with people who ask if you do cardio.
Fellow Non-Runners Unite:
- You've called deadlifts "cardio" with a straight face
- The treadmill section of the gym is uncharted territory
- Your idea of a sprint is getting to the squat rack before someone else
- You believe walking to your car after leg day counts as HIIT
Premium Features:
- Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that survives leg day and laundry day
- Relaxed fit for maximum comfort (and zero cardio)
- Pre-shrunk because surprises belong in your workout, not your wardrobe
DoD Fitness - Destroyer of Cardio Plans
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