📦 Printed to order in the USA — usually ships in 3–7 business days, 3–8 days in transit · free U.S. shipping over $100
Size chart & fit — Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
Relaxed, boxy heavyweight cut, 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed, so it arrives pre-shrunk and soft. Most people take their usual size; size down if you want it trim.
Size
Chest width
Length
S
18¼″
26⅝″
M
20¼″
28″
L
22″
29⅜″
XL
24″
30¾″
2XL
26″
31⅝″
3XL
27¾″
32½″
Manufacturer measurements, laid flat. Chest is across the front one inch below the armhole — double it for circumference. Length is shoulder to hem.
Lay a shirt that fits you flat and compare. Every item is printed to order, so we can’t exchange for size —
full size guide or ask us before you order.
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MEAL TEAM 6: DEPLOY THE FORK
When the food hits the table, there's no hesitation. No negotiation. You deploy the fork with the precision of a trained professional. While others debate whether they should have the salad or the steak, you already ordered both. Efficiency is key.
This shirt is for everyone who treats every meal like it might be their last. Not in a sad way, in a "this pasta isn't going to eat itself" way. Fork deployed. Mission accomplished.
Standard Equipment:
A fork that's seen more action than most gym memberships
An appetite that refuses to take a day off
The ability to finish everyone else's leftovers
A protein shake in one hand, a burrito in the other
Premium Features:
Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that survives leg day and laundry day
Relaxed fit for maximum comfort (and burrito capacity)
Pre-shrunk because surprises belong in your workout, not your wardrobe
