Gives unsolicited advice about your 'back in my day' form
Wears New Balance to squat
Makes dad noises getting up from bench press
Pre-distressed because your kids already stressed you out before you got to the gym. This hat has seen some things - mostly your pathetic attempts at fitness over the years.
Dad-strength features:
Pre-worn look (matches your pre-worn body)
Adjustable strap for expanding dad craniums
Curved bill for judging young people's form
Sweat-stained aesthetic included at no extra charge
Goes perfectly with cargo shorts at the gym
Dad joke included: 'I'm not sleeping during planks, I'm just resting my eyes.'
10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - dad bods doing good.
