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0 Days Since Last Excuse - Injury Counter Tank - Funny Gym Accident Shirt

0 Days Since Last Excuse - Injury Counter Tank - Funny Gym Accident Shirt

Regular price $29.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.50 USD
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For the perpetually injured who:

  • Has a new injury every week
  • Uses KT tape as a fashion accessory
  • Knows every physical therapist in town by name

Reset that counter! This tank celebrates your commitment to collecting injuries like Pokemon cards. It's been 0 days since your last 'tweak,' 'pull,' or 'something feels weird.'

Injury-prone features:

  • Soft fabric that won't irritate your mysterious rash
  • Easy to remove for constant ice pack application
  • Room for KT tape artwork
  • Moisture-wicking for physical therapy sweats
  • Tear-away tag (you'll tear something anyway)

Includes: Mental list of 47 different injury excuses.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - they're actually strong, unlike your joints.

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