DoD Destroyer Hoodie - Hide Your Gains and Your Shame - Gym Sweatshirt

For the mysterious lifter who:

• Hides their physique year-round
• Sweats before the warmup starts
• Needs emotional armor at the gym

The ultimate hoodie for those who are 'totally jacked under here, bro.' Perfect for hiding your progress (or lack thereof) and avoiding eye contact with that trainer you've been dodging.

Concealment features:

• Heavy blend fabric hides all sins
• Spacious hood for avoiding conversation
• Kangaroo pocket for storing excuses and protein bars
• Pill-resistant fleece (unlike your pre-workout resistance)
• Warm enough to skip cardio ('I'm already sweating')

Best worn: During 'bulking season' (January through December).

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - transparent about giving back.