Wears hoodies to hide the gains they don't have yet
Thinks 'layers' count as extra resistance training
Needs emotional comfort and physical warmth after leg day
The ultimate comfort garment for those who destroy dreams while staying cozy. Perfect for warming up, cooling down, or hiding the fact that you skipped the gym entirely. Soft enough to make you forget about burpees, thick enough to hide your shame.
Features that actually matter:
Soft fleece interior for maximum comfort
Cozy hood for hiding from responsibilities
Kangaroo pocket perfect for storing snacks or phone
Machine washable and built to last
10% of sales donated to Maui Strong because we destroy dreams, not communities.
