Texting Rack Tank Top - For Urgent Instagram Between Sets - Funny Gym Shirt

For the social media athlete who:

• Has more followers than PRs
• Thinks 'time under tension' means how long you can hold your phone
• Occupies equipment longer than a CrossFit WOD

Finally, a tank that understands your priorities. Why rack weights when you can rack up likes? This shirt celebrates those 10-minute rest periods between sets while you respond to 'absolutely urgent' group chats.

Features optimized for phone gains:

• Soft jersey fabric that won't scratch your phone screen
• Relaxed fit for maximum texting range of motion
• Sweat-wicking technology (from the stress of losing followers)
• Perfect length for mirror selfies

Warning: Wearing this tank may result in passive-aggressive notes from gym management about 'equipment hogging.'

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - building communities while you build your Instagram following.