DoD Steel Water Bottle - Hydrate or Die Trying (You'll Die Trying) - 25oz Gym Flask

For the hydration pretender who:

• Fills it once, drinks it never
• Uses it as a gym prop for credibility
• Carries it empty for the aesthetic

This stainless steel bottle holds 25oz of good intentions and broken promises. Perfect for those who bring water to the gym then exclusively drink from the fountain.

Dehydration-ready features:

• Stainless steel construction (stronger than your will)
• 25oz capacity (3 sips and forgotten)
• Leak-proof lid (unlike your workout commitment)
• Wide mouth for ice (or excuses)
• Carabiner clip for hanging on equipment you're not using

Hydration level: Sahara Desert with good intentions.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - actually staying hydrated.