Cries a little when they hit a new PR (it's okay, we all do)
This isn't your average motivational gym tank. While others preach "no pain, no gain," we're here to acknowledge that sometimes the gym hurts your feelings too. Perfect for leg day, arm day, or cry-in-the-parking-lot day.
Features that actually matter:
Soft jersey fabric that absorbs both sweat and tears
Relaxed fit for maximum range of motion and emotional breakdowns
Won't judge you for using the smith machine (but everyone else will)
Machine washable (because feelings are messy)
Warning: May trigger unsolicited "you okay bro?" comments from concerned gym bros. Side effects include actually talking about your feelings mid-workout.
10% of sales donated to Maui Strong because we destroy dreams, not communities.
