DoD Running Tank - I Don't Run Unless Chased - Anti-Cardio Athletic Shirt

For the anti-runner who:

• Only runs when absolutely necessary
• Defines cardio as walking to the car
• Believes treadmills are expensive clothes hangers

This running tank is for not running. Perfect irony for those who wear athletic gear exclusively for non-athletic activities. Great for looking sporty while actively avoiding all sports.

Non-running features:

• Moisture-wicking for anxiety sweats about cardio
• Racerback design (ironic, we know)
• Lightweight for less resistance while not running
• Bright colors so people see you not exercising

Distance covered: Couch to fridge, repeatedly.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - supporting actual athletes.