Still Not Running T-Shirt - Professional Speed Walker - Anti-Cardio Tee

For the non-runner who:

• Owns 12 pairs of running shoes for walking
• Downloads Couch to 5K monthly, never opens it
• Runs only when late or chased

Another running shirt for your collection of things you don't do. Perfect for wearing to brunch, grocery shopping, or literally anywhere except running.

Stationary features:

• Athletic fit for non-athletic activities
• Breathable fabric for breathing (not cardio)
• Short sleeves for maximum arm crossing
• Lightweight for carrying around, not running in
• Reflective details you'll never need

Mileage: 0.0 and holding steady.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - they actually move.