Non-Offensive Gym Shirt - For Your Mother-in-Law's Birthday Workout - Safe Fitness Tee

For the people pleaser who:

• Apologizes for using equipment
• Whispers while lifting
• Brings a towel AND sanitizer AND an apology note

Finally, a DoD shirt you can wear to family functions! This aggressively inoffensive tee won't hurt anyone's feelings, unlike your deadlift form hurts our eyes. Perfect for Planet Fitness or church gym visits.

Politically correct features:

• Soft cotton that's softer than your lifting standards
• Neutral design that offends absolutely no one
• Family-friendly fit (hides the shame)
• Pairs well with a complete lack of intensity
• Machine wash gentle, like your workouts

Disclaimer: May cause loss of gym credibility and spontaneous niceness.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - offensively generous.