In Motion (Barely) Tank Top - Minimum Movement Maximum Effort - Lazy Gym Shirt

For the minimal mover who:

• Counts getting off the couch as a box jump
• Considers walking to the water fountain a superset
• Has a very loose definition of 'active'

Technically you're in motion. The Earth is rotating, right? This tank celebrates those who show up, move slightly, and call it a workout. Motion is relative, and relatively speaking, you're crushing it.

Low-velocity features:

• Lightweight for less resistance to movement
• Flexible for maximum stretching (the truth)
• Breathable for heavy breathing from minimal effort
• Quick-dry for the slowest workouts
• Racerback design (ironic, isn't it?)

Speed setting: Sloth mode activated.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - actual forward motion.