DoD Gym Slides - Official Footwear of Giving Up - Post-Workout Recovery Sandals

For the comfort-first athlete who:

• Wears slides with socks (and doesn't care)
• Takes 5 minutes to walk from car to gym
• Believes lacing shoes is basically cardio

The official footwear of 'I'm technically at the gym.' These slides are perfect for the long shuffle from the locker room to the sauna, skipping the actual workout in between.

Lazy luxury features:

• Cushioned footbed for maximum comfort, minimum effort
• Easy slip-on design (because bending over is a workout)
• Water-resistant for shower tears or protein shake spills
• DoD logo to establish dominance in the locker room

Medical disclaimer: Not recommended for actual exercise. May cause extreme laziness.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - sliding into charity.