Lunk Alarm PTSD Raglan - Planet Fitness Survivor Shirt - 3/4 Sleeve Gym Humor

For the reformed gym-goer who:

• Still flinches at purple and yellow color schemes
• Has nightmares about pizza Monday
• Finally escaped the judgment-free judgment zone

You survived the purple palace of mediocrity. This raglan commemorates your escape from the land where gains go to die and deadlifts are forbidden. Wear it proudly as a symbol of your rehabilitation.

Trauma-healing features:

• 3/4 sleeves for that classic athletic look
• Soft tri-blend fabric (softer than Planet Fitness' policies)
• Raglan cut for full range of motion (finally allowed)
• Contrasting sleeves to trigger fellow survivors

Therapeutic benefit: Wearing this shirt helps process the trauma of being asked to 'please stop trying so hard.'

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - a real strong community, not a 'judgment-free' one.