DoD Leather Patch Dad Hat - Premium Disappointment - Fancy Gym Failure Cap

For the bougie gym dad who:

• Has expensive gear but cheap effort
• Thinks leather makes everything better (it doesn't)
• Wants to look rich while lifting poor

When regular disappointment isn't enough, upgrade to premium leather disappointment. This hat says 'I have money but no gains' louder than your Range Rover in the gym parking lot.

Luxury letdown features:

• Genuine leather patch (fancier than your form)
• Premium cotton twill (premium excuses included)
• Adjustable leather strap with brass buckle
• Structured crown for unstructured workouts
• Moisture-wicking sweatband (for financial sweats)

Net worth: High. Network: Low. Net gains: Zero.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - wealth with purpose.