Cardio is Hardio Tank Top - For Runners in Denial - Anti-Running Gym Shirt

For the cardio-adverse athlete who:

• Thinks the stairmaster is an medieval torture device
• Gets winded thinking about running
• Only runs when chased (and even then, maybe not)

Cardio is hardio, and this tank speaks your truth. Perfect for occupying the treadmill at walking speed while watching Netflix, or doing 5 minutes of 'HIIT' (Heavy Breathing In Ten Seconds).

Anti-aerobic features:

• Lightweight fabric (the only light thing about your cardio)
• Moisture-wicking for sweating at the thought of running
• Roomy fit for maximum excuse-making gestures
• Motivational design that says 'at least you're here'

Warning: May cause treadmill to file for neglect.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - they actually do cardio.