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Camo Gym Hat - Hide From Your Trainer - Funny Fitness Trucker Cap

Camo Gym Hat - Hide From Your Trainer - Funny Fitness Trucker Cap

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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For the gym-goer who:

  • Owes their trainer 50 burpees from last week
  • Thinks cardio is a four-letter word (wait...)
  • Needs to hide that 3rd cheat day this week

Tactical gear for strategic gym avoidance. This camo trucker hat helps you blend into the background when your trainer starts talking about 'supersets' or 'just five more.' Also useful for bad hair days, which is every day if you're doing fitness right.

Stealth mode features:

  • Adjustable snapback for all head sizes (even the swollen ones)
  • Breathable mesh back for ventilation during escape routes
  • Structured front panel that holds its shape (unlike your workout consistency)
  • Classic trucker style that says 'I might workout, I might not'

Warning: Does not actually make you invisible. Your trainer will still find you.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - supporting real strength, not just gym strength.

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