Body Type: Denial - Funny Fitness T-Shirt for Delusional Gym Goers

For the optimistic lifter who:

• Identifies as 'bulking' for 5 years straight
• Claims it's all muscle under there
• Has a very creative interpretation of 'athletic build'

Your body type? It's complicated. This shirt is for those whose physique exists somewhere between 'dad bod' and 'god bod' but mostly just 'oh god, bod.'

Reality-denying features:

• Forgiving fit that's neither slim nor athletic (perfect!)
• Soft cotton that stretches with your stories
• Durable print that outlasts your cutting phase
• Available in size 'Medium' through 'I'm just cultivating mass'

Sizing tip: Order the size you think you are, then order two sizes up for reality.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - honest about helping others.