Destroyer of Dreams Coffee Mug - Pre-Workout for Quitters - 11oz Gym Humor

For the fitness enthusiast who:

• Thinks coffee is a food group
• Pre-workouts at 5 AM and questions life choices
• Needs caffeine to destroy both dreams and muscle fibers

This isn't just a mug; it's a warning label. Fill it with whatever gets you through those 5 AM workouts or post-leg-day existence. The glossy black finish hides the darkness in your soul (and coffee stains).

Features for functional caffeine addicts:

• 11oz capacity (or one serving of regret)
• Glossy black finish that matches your gym attire and soul
• Microwave safe for reheating that 3-hour-old coffee
• Dishwasher safe (because who has energy to hand wash after deadlifts?)

Pro tip: Also works great for protein shakes, BCAAs, or tears of your enemies.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong because we believe in building up communities while breaking down muscles.