Begotten Gains Tank Top - Inherited Genetics Ruined Everything - DNA Excuse Shirt

For the genetically disadvantaged who:

• Blames parents for their physique
• Claims 'bad genetics' for everything
• Has a detailed explanation about their metabolism

This tank is for those begotten with every genetic disadvantage possible. Perfect for explaining why everyone else's progress is just 'good genetics' while yours is an uphill battle against DNA itself.

Hereditary disappointment features:

• Lightweight fabric (unlike your genetic baggage)
• Athletic cut (ironic given your genetics)
• Breathable material for heavy sighing
• Racerback design to show off your... personality
• Tag-free because you have enough problems

Family motto: 'It runs in the family (except we don't run).'

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - making the best of what we're given.