Aggressively Average Tank Top - Mediocre and Proud - Mid-Tier Gym Shirt

For the proudly mediocre who:

• Celebrates participation over performance
• Has perfectly average stats in everything
• Aspires to be middle of the pack

Not everyone can be exceptional. This tank celebrates your commitment to being remarkably unremarkable. You're not the worst, you're not the best, you're just... there.

Mediocre specifications:

• Average quality for average athletes
• Standard fit for standard results
• Regular fabric weight for regular people
• Normal color that won't stand out
• Basic design for basic fitness

Performance rating: A solid C+, just like everything else.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - above-average generosity.