Abs Are Cool But Pizza Exists T-Shirt - Core Values Include Carbs - Anti-Diet Tee

For the carb enthusiast who:

• Has 'abs under construction' (indefinitely)
• Thinks 'clean eating' means using napkins
• Considers pizza a vegetable (tomato sauce counts)

This shirt is your declaration of independence from diet culture. Abs are cool in theory, but have you considered literally any food that brings joy? We have, and we chose joy.

Pro-pizza features:

• Soft cotton like your midsection
• Relaxed fit for relaxed dietary standards
• Breathable fabric for food coma recovery
• Pre-shrunk (unlike your portions)
• Goes great with stretchy pants

Core strength: Weak. Core memories: All food-related.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - feeding the soul.