Lives in the gym but still can't find the discipline to meal prep
Knows every piece of equipment but avoids the ones that hurt
Takes more mirror selfies than actual workout videos
This t-shirt is your honest training partner. It won't judge your form, won't count your cheat meals, and definitely won't ask why you're at the gym for the third time today. Soft, comfortable, and brutally honest about your fitness journey.
Features that actually matter:
100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
Comfortable fit that won't restrict your movement
Durable construction that survives multiple wash cycles
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your ego after failing that lift)
10% of sales donated to Maui Strong because we destroy dreams, not communities.
