The Cardio Hater's Survival Kit - For Those Who Think Running is Wrong

Price: $79 (Save $15)

Includes:

• DoD Cardio Men's Tank (ironic workout wear)
• DoD Running Tank/T-shirt (for walking on treadmill at 2.0 speed)
• DoD Wrong Day Men's Tee (every day is wrong for cardio)

For those who think running is only acceptable when chased. This bundle includes everything you need to pretend you do cardio while actually just occupying the treadmill to watch TV. Pairs well with excuses and a heart rate that spikes from walking up stairs.

'Running is a choice. The wrong choice.'

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - supporting actual athletes.