823 Bottle Opener - For Opening Recovery Beers Not PR Attempts - Gym Bag Essential

For the post-workout specialist who:

• Opens more bottles than gym doors
• Celebrates every workout with 'recovery drinks'
• Has priorities (beer > biceps)

823: The number of beers you'll open before hitting your fitness goals. This bottle opener is more essential to your gym bag than actual workout gear.

Recovery tool features:

• Heavy-duty stainless steel (unlike your dedication)
• Compact size for discrete gym bag storage
• Laser-etched design that won't fade
• Multi-functional (also works as an excuse to skip)
• Lifetime warranty (outlasts your motivation)

Bottles opened: Countless. Gym doors opened: Questionable.

10% of sales donated to Maui Strong - opening opportunities.