{"title":"Muscle Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eMuscle tanks and stringer tanks — low-cut armholes, ring-spun cotton, built for the lifts you want people to see. \u003cem\u003eYou must have muscle to purchase. This is not enforced. We are not going to check. Probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dod-fitness-begotten-gains-iron-devotion-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Begotten Gains - Iron Devotion Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBEGOTTEN GAINS: IRON DEVOTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people find religion in church. You found it in the squat rack. The iron never lies, never judges, and never asks why you're here at 5 AM on a Saturday. That barbell is the most honest relationship you've ever had.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one's for the devoted. The ones who treat the gym like sacred ground and rest days like a necessary evil. Your gains weren't given, they were earned, rep by rep, set by set, in the church of iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSigns You Belong:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've referred to your gym as \"the temple\" without irony\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRest days feel like punishment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou own more gym clothes than regular clothes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour protein shake schedule is more consistent than your sleep schedule\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51894994370847,"sku":"27841255762247296276","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51894994403615,"sku":"13096092022062927212","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":51894994436383,"sku":"17450763801059110448","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":51894994469151,"sku":"24417038003476719379","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51894994501919,"sku":"63506085056055045783","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51894994534687,"sku":"42393796281282239879","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51894994567455,"sku":"30282941382127951131","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":51894994600223,"sku":"16879744878941818148","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":51894994632991,"sku":"20700783977973142976","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51894994665759,"sku":"33537508965289260415","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51894994698527,"sku":"20253284073368610447","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51894994731295,"sku":"18684982584425485389","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":51894994764063,"sku":"39393484349251899256","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":51894994796831,"sku":"29180598344093621943","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51894994829599,"sku":"23868155062376601856","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51894994862367,"sku":"28231898649531824435","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51894994895135,"sku":"40217180273961829181","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51894994927903,"sku":"26727403448326995371","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51894994960671,"sku":"21242299325954159202","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51894994993439,"sku":"17402774664462411333","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":51894995026207,"sku":"21120466847671381540","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51894995058975,"sku":"80213452670757240148","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51894995091743,"sku":"10748287041284192294","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51894995124511,"sku":"22929372047471112899","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51894995157279,"sku":"24404144407102186494","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-begotten-gains-iron-devotion-stringer-tank.jpg?v=1788790808"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-big-weights-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Big Weights Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoD Fitness: Big Weights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall talk? No. Big weights? Yes. The conversation starts and ends with the barbell. You're not here for networking; you're here to move something heavy from point A to point A again. Repeatedly. Until your arms stop cooperating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51895007576351,"sku":"30095035002165570910","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895007609119,"sku":"21334906576488685135","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51895007641887,"sku":"20508769569434750845","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895007674655,"sku":"18792087705712426964","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51895007707423,"sku":"21929696622289302389","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895007740191,"sku":"20656849814818313639","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895007772959,"sku":"16861393730663636838","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895007805727,"sku":"23514160027554956884","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895007838495,"sku":"31415630012476302983","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895007871263,"sku":"21541225980912178212","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-big-weights-stringer-tank.jpg?v=1788793472"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-knees-weak-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Knees Weak Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoD Fitness: Knees Weak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnees weak. Arms are heavy. There's chalk on your hands already. Sounds like somebody just finished a PR attempt and now has to figure out how to walk to the water fountain without their legs giving out. Mom's spaghetti optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Pre-Workout Confidence\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51895131210015,"sku":"22477393841803325491","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895131242783,"sku":"12989952148511561111","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51895131275551,"sku":"68820012268000215007","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895131308319,"sku":"25878871818037200995","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51895131341087,"sku":"30784722007198867549","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895131373855,"sku":"27179156689578338385","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895131406623,"sku":"18734288831416840778","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895131439391,"sku":"32166381665868794729","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895131472159,"sku":"27016795260984783088","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895131504927,"sku":"32587400150647866178","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-knees-weak-stringer-tank.jpg?v=1788745643"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-skys-out-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Sky's Out Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoD Fitness: Sky's Out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSun's out? Nah. Sky's out, thighs out. You didn't survive winter bulk season just to keep the gains hidden under joggers. The moment the temperature cracks 60, the shorts come on and the quads come out. It's science.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51895365140767,"sku":"27473546746412133695","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51895365173535,"sku":"88448057810050393863","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":51895365206303,"sku":"13013096172313364154","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":51895365239071,"sku":"30470054399181620861","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895365271839,"sku":"29936065750970788433","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51895365304607,"sku":"12045527000288439850","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51895365337375,"sku":"11580894607186433286","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":51895365370143,"sku":"31765851517811849944","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":51895365402911,"sku":"48887134690816861207","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895365435679,"sku":"33858408915520966040","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51895365468447,"sku":"12754989502775486814","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51895365501215,"sku":"12360448918132719301","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":51895365533983,"sku":"74730644332211622736","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":51895365566751,"sku":"22326241843344965139","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895365599519,"sku":"78303009577998399479","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51895365632287,"sku":"32918635199156619436","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895365665055,"sku":"16958415885785119289","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895365697823,"sku":"18059017607282233731","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895365730591,"sku":"30015632072623399152","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895365763359,"sku":"27037647623937006096","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":51895365796127,"sku":"22396146396605270349","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895365828895,"sku":"32414225528554009015","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895365861663,"sku":"73464660610659078003","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895365894431,"sku":"30541402320130526663","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895365927199,"sku":"13556673403214526790","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-skys-out-stringer-tank_221a1825-58af-4732-b627-e6d5d00e01bb.jpg?v=1788543048"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-squats-shots-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Squats Shots Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoD Fitness: Squats Shots\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only two things worth dropping low for. Whether it's a loaded barbell or a loaded weekend, your form stays impeccable. This shirt bridges the gap between Saturday night and Monday morning like nothing else in your closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":51895422222623,"sku":"30215898075525140167","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51895421567263,"sku":"13124942936074105524","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51895421600031,"sku":"12300415233802236558","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":51895421632799,"sku":"17534124879724658524","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":51895421665567,"sku":"26302944776788446131","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895421698335,"sku":"10186860608967966462","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51895421731103,"sku":"24005472735750529381","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51895421763871,"sku":"15618122693239904102","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":51895421796639,"sku":"21891148117146653717","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":51895421829407,"sku":"28418986321581047491","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895421862175,"sku":"89353683395230800229","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51895421894943,"sku":"69805020367014079204","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51895421927711,"sku":"10565270098024666726","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":51895421960479,"sku":"43580767125452377009","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":51895421993247,"sku":"14999410389823597150","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895422026015,"sku":"51955681825479404072","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51895422058783,"sku":"30664394071986864908","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895422091551,"sku":"13464258295768082987","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895422124319,"sku":"27534113549594659185","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895422157087,"sku":"64283413962421050544","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895422189855,"sku":"15910935516944322204","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895422255391,"sku":"23644594270010417345","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895422288159,"sku":"23802278255649214532","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895422320927,"sku":"23535743464356381774","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895422353695,"sku":"27791921327969819749","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-squats-shots-stringer-tank.jpg?v=1788542903"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-still-not-running-anti-cardio-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Still Not Running - Anti Cardio Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSTILL NOT RUNNING: THE ANTI-CARDIO MANIFESTO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey said running would change your life. They were right. It made you realize how much you hate running. This shirt is a public service announcement for everyone who has accepted that treadmills are just expensive coat racks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCardio kills gains. Science said it. Okay, maybe science didn't say exactly that, but you're going with it. The only running you're doing is running out of patience with people who ask if you do cardio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFellow Non-Runners Unite:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've called deadlifts \"cardio\" with a straight face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe treadmill section of the gym is uncharted territory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour idea of a sprint is getting to the squat rack before someone else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou believe walking to your car after leg day counts as HIIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51895435034911,"sku":"29287568086799755955","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51895435067679,"sku":"75720789383722393318","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":51895435100447,"sku":"80871453448510118515","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":51895435133215,"sku":"45815235161949348645","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895435165983,"sku":"13945919951824923903","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51895435198751,"sku":"15720097427283481923","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51895435231519,"sku":"23769056244774924886","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":51895435264287,"sku":"69811555349311179097","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":51895435297055,"sku":"12865932182131719257","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895435329823,"sku":"28069696364557576731","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51895435362591,"sku":"48717953187773930985","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51895435395359,"sku":"53798851762084109509","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":51895435428127,"sku":"76918481910961680832","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":51895435460895,"sku":"17462887629101690208","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895435493663,"sku":"70736929438961278028","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51895435526431,"sku":"59435647932938612490","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895435559199,"sku":"89285998795578191869","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895435591967,"sku":"10049658910332621290","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895435624735,"sku":"39976647926441131339","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895435657503,"sku":"34876923514831098576","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":51895435690271,"sku":"14684741639856349294","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895435723039,"sku":"25366072348693042506","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895435755807,"sku":"20489229044287026581","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895435788575,"sku":"53004778090964431313","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895435821343,"sku":"20074347675750837537","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-still-not-running-anti-cardio-stringer-tank_21721594-0478-48cd-afcf-c7ca91b0c2ad.jpg?v=1788808127"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-zero-bothers-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Zero Bothers Muscle Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoD Fitness: Zero Bothers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe number of bothers you have is a round, beautiful zero. Not about the weight on the bar, not about the guy grunting next to you, not about the playlist that keeps playing songs from 2012. You're here for the gains. That's it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut-off sleeves with wide armholes for maximum freedom of movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed retail fit that looks great in and out of the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck design with a classic muscle tank silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant DTF printing that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Where Military Grit Meets Gym Wit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Destroyer of Dreams Fitness, dodfitness.jh@gmail.com, 244 Paris Heights Lane, Paris, VA, 20130, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3483, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51895541170463,"sku":"19430075157120411912","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51895541203231,"sku":"19448492889090310845","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":51895541235999,"sku":"21036654133154270514","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":51895541268767,"sku":"28659322406981211082","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895541301535,"sku":"25667330847516268692","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51895541334303,"sku":"29921958072521602185","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":51895541399839,"sku":"14781351375495407000","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":51895541432607,"sku":"18835280704772971404","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895541465375,"sku":"96091095676347815954","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51895541498143,"sku":"97145287238944893881","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":51895541563679,"sku":"81942289275025599867","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":51895541596447,"sku":"17509844138966832288","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51895541661983,"sku":"27712302731373442843","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895541694751,"sku":"19956807620578954002","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895541727519,"sku":"17411328548725198088","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895541760287,"sku":"42767217399560907258","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895541793055,"sku":"26407674550972860490","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":51895541825823,"sku":"23339255192988822360","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51895541858591,"sku":"17689860950452313907","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":51895541891359,"sku":"19299491499116368881","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":51895541924127,"sku":"14285213653876491763","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":51895541956895,"sku":"24537511656427588627","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/12766043282065709163_2048.jpg?v=1777228425"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-squatober-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Squatober Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSquatober\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery month is Squatober.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOctober is for squats. So is November. And, if we're honest, so was last March. 31 days of squats, twelve times a year, no off-season and no refunds. Your legs will thank you eventually. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness eagle logo on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52839651344671,"sku":"32537607843983692877","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52839651377439,"sku":"26399258470543683732","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52839651410207,"sku":"33310452904470182348","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52839651442975,"sku":"22266192813954167461","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52839651475743,"sku":"51893696335406441800","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52839651508511,"sku":"18011055975319225184","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52839651541279,"sku":"33816412171801140578","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52839651574047,"sku":"31606982877118606429","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52839651606815,"sku":"33999798538729893281","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/8554284530539994857_2048.jpg?v=1788372990"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-0-days-sarcasm-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - 0 Days Sarcasm Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e0 Days Sarcasm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis workout has gone 0 days without sarcasm.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sign gets reset every single set. Management has given up trying. Previous record: also 0 days. If you've ever answered \"one more rep?\" with a look instead of words, this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness eagle logo on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52840906555679,"sku":"14980199534104607358","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52840906588447,"sku":"20549823962586429885","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52840906621215,"sku":"72578789341357524022","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52840906653983,"sku":"56842078831913030774","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52840906686751,"sku":"21046806593423834725","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52840906719519,"sku":"14888826547343559014","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52840906752287,"sku":"32624675804621231155","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52840906785055,"sku":"13925372876718866258","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52840906817823,"sku":"30699828660965001522","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/11084102961380244471_2048.jpg?v=1788372038"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-warning-label-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Warning Label Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning Label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWARNING: Does not play well with others.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep at safe distance. Avoid eye contact. Do not attempt to motivate before coffee. This is not a personality flaw, it's a certified condition — the label is legally required at this point. Certified social hazard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52842097344799,"sku":"22817025563285426468","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52842097377567,"sku":"31146686183888881252","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52842097410335,"sku":"32482028098008859908","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52842097443103,"sku":"62435793547423701161","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52842097475871,"sku":"65087492890430659712","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52842097508639,"sku":"14672059101285213493","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52842097541407,"sku":"22458413536959329891","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52842097574175,"sku":"18777034031647020483","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52842097606943,"sku":"19373908932377904882","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/6060949017555182769_2048.jpg?v=1788371467"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-no-squatting-texting-rack-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - No Squatting Texting Rack Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Squatting Texting Rack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOFFICIAL GYM NOTICE: No squatting in the texting rack.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRegulation No. 06-75-309, Section 4.20. Violators will be asked to put the phone down and actually lift. The rack is for squats; your group chat can wait until you've earned the rest timer. No exceptions. No excuses. No mercy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52842233331999,"sku":"14496428439618580491","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52842233364767,"sku":"22421942540491841528","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52842233397535,"sku":"14308535651581029592","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52842233430303,"sku":"15086577727349750412","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52842233463071,"sku":"79894848775716024114","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52842233495839,"sku":"11497369365016454229","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52842233528607,"sku":"21303265050791563247","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52842233561375,"sku":"33447229905741412051","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52842233594143,"sku":"30831453267088638340","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/1850273042646525997_2048.jpg?v=1788370587"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-winded-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Winded Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWinded\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI run like the wind...ed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOfficial race report. Distance: one flight of stairs. Result: DNF. The warm-up almost took me out, and honestly the cooldown isn't looking great either. This shirt is for the honest ones who admit their lungs have opinions about cardio their brain never asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843543298335,"sku":"10931585797901125218","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843543331103,"sku":"11210567570453008118","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843543363871,"sku":"95222878020526444246","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843543396639,"sku":"13481353654956393145","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843543429407,"sku":"24659643637700205808","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843543462175,"sku":"70828996509187856480","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843543494943,"sku":"49333823800913517933","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843543527711,"sku":"21137595004465184681","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843543560479,"sku":"32552307852467173549","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/14288215895118879597_2048.jpg?v=1788370790"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-murdery-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Murdery Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMurdery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe gym makes me feel less murdery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people cope with stress through meditation. You picked the gym. Sometimes the vibe in there is less 'namaste' and more 'don't talk to me until the last set is done.' Fair warning: wearing this shirt may reduce unsolicited gym advice by 100%. Therapy through iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843594121503,"sku":"30230221977103326422","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843594154271,"sku":"15273642404978882510","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843594187039,"sku":"30029058751249391315","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843594219807,"sku":"33082996786391570810","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843594252575,"sku":"25297171976626418777","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843594285343,"sku":"32581471361838054089","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843594318111,"sku":"12542667569347706306","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843594350879,"sku":"96074944718451885460","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843594383647,"sku":"30056226622076462088","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/13299631455567322697_2048.jpg?v=1788370734"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-a2g-no-half-reps-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - A2G - No Half Reps Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA2G - No Half Reps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAss to grass. No half reps.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA2G: ass to grass. Full depth or it doesn't count — the rep police have been notified. If your squat needs a replay review, this shirt already knows the verdict. No half reps, no half efforts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843701109023,"sku":"31200851009612870420","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843701141791,"sku":"82217939972390805708","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843701174559,"sku":"25704081851434955553","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843701207327,"sku":"10394721334137072408","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843701240095,"sku":"14563363214746004047","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843701272863,"sku":"31209737191370700484","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843701305631,"sku":"17809953484347543054","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843701338399,"sku":"10653513308295406398","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843701371167,"sku":"58881149070210975856","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/8176999373822548050_2048.jpg?v=1788377616"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-ass-sass-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Ass Sass Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAss Sass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoing squats so my ass matches my sass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe attitude was already there; the squats are just catching the rest of you up. Personality fully loaded, glutes in progress. Warning: results may include even more sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843724931359,"sku":"28525683360387483358","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843724964127,"sku":"32679495611179370006","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843724996895,"sku":"21498556954475567613","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843725029663,"sku":"41614419397098300798","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843725062431,"sku":"97686372102589896041","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843725095199,"sku":"32034325278884750697","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843725127967,"sku":"27319769748666980456","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843725160735,"sku":"19676239569535903263","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843725193503,"sku":"20687695988611564736","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/9489310487038539351_2048.jpg?v=1788378401"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-attitude-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Attitude Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAttitude\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePositive attitude (lol jk).\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSarcastic optimism: showing up counts as positivity, right? The attitude is present; whether it's positive is a matter of interpretation. Smile pending. Results guaranteed to vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843768840479,"sku":"28231151443090501515","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843768873247,"sku":"30254401345662831475","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843768906015,"sku":"11117937006756993817","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843768938783,"sku":"21738242779209355991","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843768971551,"sku":"26915517005765604300","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843769004319,"sku":"24186445193208365678","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843769037087,"sku":"65012470769563453936","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843769069855,"sku":"20016799748900041873","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843769102623,"sku":"22151138422168962850","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/2947670699836036322_2048.jpg?v=1788379957"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-curling-rack-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Curling Rack Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurling Rack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOFFICIAL GYM NOTICE: No squatting in the curling rack.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe squat rack is for curls now — that's just how it is. Companion notice to our No Squatting in the Texting Rack regulation. The rack police are equal-opportunity. No exceptions. No excuses. No mercy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843801608479,"sku":"24527761706219848809","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843801641247,"sku":"24508931715711172430","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843801674015,"sku":"11781658059627305582","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843801706783,"sku":"17699217576173644689","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843801739551,"sku":"20258086484723902586","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843801772319,"sku":"24699773736083495991","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843801805087,"sku":"28534537029662317202","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843801837855,"sku":"28223523050446981784","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843801870623,"sku":"55791902538635444966","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/2480566293811087524_2048.jpg?v=1788380595"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-fat-crying-frown-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Fat Crying Frown Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFat Crying Frown\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSweat is just fat crying.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery drop is a tiny tear of surrender. Keep going — make it weep. The saddest, most productive rain there is. Bring a towel; the fat brought tissues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843834835231,"sku":"26083617410131543259","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843834867999,"sku":"12409317978427218627","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843834900767,"sku":"20055300796905395012","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843834933535,"sku":"20451536527363221189","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843834966303,"sku":"14704011097055430386","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843834999071,"sku":"23734796796604836108","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843835031839,"sku":"21773210074503104213","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843835064607,"sku":"14553898519013307534","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843835097375,"sku":"25594478931589456970","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/12910594851106844853_2048.jpg?v=1788381311"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-have-get-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Have Get Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave Get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI don't have to be here. I get to be here.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody's making you do this. That's the whole point. The obligation is fake; the privilege is real — some days it just needs a shirt to remind you which is which.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52843982029087,"sku":"87871036571917555683","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843982061855,"sku":"29624578590161170424","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52843982094623,"sku":"29840315181297921759","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52843982127391,"sku":"31805791152260644281","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52843982160159,"sku":"25637846391084160836","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52843982192927,"sku":"22990245966585813745","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52843982225695,"sku":"12747267063449787667","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52843982258463,"sku":"29963213411546381385","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52843982291231,"sku":"26630915489985027234","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/5579097810222226054_2048.jpg?v=1788393471"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-meal-team-6-special-eating-forces-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - MEAL Team 6 - Special Eating Forces Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMEAL Team 6 - Special Eating Forces\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMEAL Team Six: Special Eating Forces.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn elite unit. A dinner fork. A mission that never ends. When the buffet opens, we go in first — quiet professionals of the second helping. Trident on the back; appetite in the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844073779487,"sku":"23626735116743753587","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844073812255,"sku":"96206129460624507403","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844073845023,"sku":"17853758217802507538","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844073877791,"sku":"19308422238346095741","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844073910559,"sku":"29187356332609634763","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844073943327,"sku":"20581920738463290909","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844073976095,"sku":"13960612981816625548","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844074008863,"sku":"27774959249901652263","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844074041631,"sku":"29969766434595562065","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/8898718885040159457_2048.jpg?v=1788396493"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-muscle-mommy-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Muscle Mommy Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMuscle Mommy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMuscle Mommy Lifting Club.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMembership requirements: lift heavy, love harder, apologize for neither. The kids think you're strong; the gym knows you're stronger. Club meets whenever the babysitter shows up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844108579103,"sku":"61953050557840358394","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844108611871,"sku":"95594929674932484719","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844108644639,"sku":"28181873007743163541","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844108677407,"sku":"24158080959766793186","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844108710175,"sku":"61936700829326983540","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844108742943,"sku":"13030606468919075776","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844108775711,"sku":"19910662362327563636","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844108808479,"sku":"35545201744614499949","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844108841247,"sku":"20962449956422468365","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/7978843413034204509_2048.jpg?v=1788398226"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-nice-things-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Nice Things Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNice Things\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI'm the reason we can't have nice things.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe chalk everywhere. The bar dropped from lockout. The mirror selfie mid-set. Somebody has to be the reason, and the gym has quietly agreed it's you. Own it — every gym bro, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844144525599,"sku":"81686840712458433414","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844144558367,"sku":"68112309060591591908","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844144591135,"sku":"22141873095304349939","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844144623903,"sku":"24349868085687359303","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844144656671,"sku":"20888208143732425561","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844144689439,"sku":"16463235970480900890","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844144722207,"sku":"45657107919336324697","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844144754975,"sku":"31195835093626767510","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844144787743,"sku":"13052336838419905188","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/4575515084116722376_2048.jpg?v=1788399059"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-pr-or-er-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - PR or ER Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePR or ER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePR or ER. There is no third option.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToday ends with a new personal record or a hospital bracelet — dealer's choice. Medically inadvisable, spiritually mandatory. Sign the waiver, chalk up, send it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844163760415,"sku":"21545670150561719506","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844163793183,"sku":"16606346536513432643","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844163825951,"sku":"22155514580741665972","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844163858719,"sku":"11915814010867497874","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844163891487,"sku":"49719064151300777595","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844163924255,"sku":"15472886505687699424","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844163957023,"sku":"42012534553021175171","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844163989791,"sku":"33253496498393415850","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844164022559,"sku":"24269300182786840918","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/15289352127012182087_2048.jpg?v=1788403266"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-resting-gym-face-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Resting Gym Face Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eResting Gym Face\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eResting gym face. Approach at your own risk.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not anger. It's not sadness. It's the face of someone counting reps who has completely stopped counting your conversation. Headphones in, eyebrows down, welcome nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844226445599,"sku":"30430506186033062865","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844226478367,"sku":"17033323110869198363","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844226511135,"sku":"10465135494628250054","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844226543903,"sku":"12549392001385986382","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844226576671,"sku":"25682056129644438413","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844226609439,"sku":"79160963514488305993","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844226642207,"sku":"32830844326416418373","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844226674975,"sku":"42311539132646938743","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844226707743,"sku":"31401605379473853148","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/4799107372638277704_2048.jpg?v=1788404198"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-running-from-responsibilities-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Running From Responsibilities Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRunning From Responsibilities\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe only running I do is from responsibilities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCardio? Technically. The inbox, the laundry, the group project — they can all watch me sprint in the opposite direction. Personal best: still going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844276384031,"sku":"75479344062598863188","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844276416799,"sku":"89013152410516776561","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844276449567,"sku":"24357780260884793231","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844276482335,"sku":"15958479248775532831","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844276515103,"sku":"25926051527918068900","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844276547871,"sku":"15975210654762900320","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844276580639,"sku":"31273770556768647070","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844276613407,"sku":"70732618547986704420","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844276646175,"sku":"21839075757748557858","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/17422742653517616811_2048.jpg?v=1788417517"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-seized-wrong-day-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Seized Wrong Day Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeized Wrong Day\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI'm pretty sure I seized the wrong day.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarpe diem gone wrong. Grabbed a day with both hands; it was leg day, twice, with cardio. No refunds on seized days — check the label before grabbing the next one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52844461523231,"sku":"26815341131845466255","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844461555999,"sku":"31229609967544654752","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52844461588767,"sku":"82586177650015837487","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52844461621535,"sku":"12785780635015342298","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52844461654303,"sku":"22668867312889967485","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52844461687071,"sku":"30776513027568715598","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52844461719839,"sku":"24390652180486214768","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52844461752607,"sku":"85703589754912982128","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52844461785375,"sku":"21984455480106219680","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/1189992566174357980_2048.jpg?v=1788423569"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-thicc-thighs-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Thicc Thighs Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThicc Thighs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThicc thighs \u0026amp; thin patience.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of these is squat-built and magnificent. The other ran out around the second unsolicited form tip. You've been warned — the thighs are load-bearing; the patience is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52846318747935,"sku":"28049090649956387629","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52846318780703,"sku":"17997229009755568533","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52846318813471,"sku":"23234744243029323829","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52846318846239,"sku":"25931108153401821408","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52846318879007,"sku":"16717562236054385948","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52846318911775,"sku":"24712234040864917750","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52846318944543,"sku":"70312256768758366707","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52846318977311,"sku":"14807433816012852821","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52846319010079,"sku":"31080638738675875712","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/8513729821127835682_2048.jpg?v=1788433140"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-tired-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Tired Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTired\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI don't stop when I'm tired. I stop when I'm done.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTired showed up around rep six. Done hasn't shown up yet. Until it does, the set continues — the body files complaints; management ignores them. Finish the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52847523725599,"sku":"47399665989652000645","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847523758367,"sku":"12770764213287484593","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52847523791135,"sku":"66043178797687513625","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52847523823903,"sku":"31760265170656615762","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52847523856671,"sku":"91701327097931717516","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52847523889439,"sku":"19375269613675698378","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52847523922207,"sku":"27217376133090953314","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52847523954975,"sku":"91430909235636766323","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847523987743,"sku":"26979265100420838384","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/12914431900380790830_2048.jpg?v=1788443258"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-stop-lifting-b-stringer-tank-1","title":"DoD Fitness - Stop Lifting B Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStop Lifting B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou don't stop lifting when you get old. You get old when you stop lifting.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe barbell doesn't check your birth certificate. Age is a number; the plates are also numbers, and those are the ones that matter. Keep showing up and the calendar can mind its business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52847701917983,"sku":"86134092114022794702","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847701950751,"sku":"17035765422322157376","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52847701983519,"sku":"12032216689359707812","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52847702016287,"sku":"24148573761665966109","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52847702049055,"sku":"31236102701097034028","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52847702081823,"sku":"31008230567813064713","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52847702114591,"sku":"10061984394598787524","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52847702147359,"sku":"20303571392131939309","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847702180127,"sku":"32742502269537739619","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/1026155619578288917_2048.jpg?v=1788444798"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-heavy-things-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Heavy Things Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Things\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI pick up heavy things and put them down.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe entire business plan. The whole philosophy. Pick it up, put it down, repeat until strong. No apps, no hacks, no secrets — just heavy things and the putting down thereof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52847729410335,"sku":"27448696259559745406","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847729443103,"sku":"25430115525528864223","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52847729475871,"sku":"28095017024683323651","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52847729508639,"sku":"14274153192376715705","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52847729541407,"sku":"11250724090025390396","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52847729574175,"sku":"44311831019907393835","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52847729606943,"sku":"23878953177469430229","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52847729639711,"sku":"62620688103206980816","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847729672479,"sku":"29076147867970839807","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/8351127085904183673_2048.jpg?v=1788445619"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-excuses-called-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Excuses Called Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExcuses Called\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour excuses called. I hung up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey call every morning. Snooze button. Sore legs. 'It's leg day somewhere else.' Straight to voicemail, every time. The block list is long and the squat rack is waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52847753625887,"sku":"97163526328976796216","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847753658655,"sku":"30939156825920042851","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52847753691423,"sku":"13418572717029403446","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52847753724191,"sku":"22570448709429128467","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52847753756959,"sku":"28657396964337692632","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52847753789727,"sku":"25514751303204946884","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52847753822495,"sku":"21589886703354847823","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52847753855263,"sku":"18798643907796231524","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52847753888031,"sku":"78189008794227283892","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/4592067025491949683_2048.jpg?v=1788446397"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-mediocrates-meh-good-enough-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Mediocrates - Meh Good Enough Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMediocrates - Meh Good Enough\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeh. Good enough. - Mediocrates, Philosopher of Being Mediocre\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMediocrates looked upon your set and declared it sufficient. Not good. Sufficient. He would like you to stop asking. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line: for lifters who think between sets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52855798923551,"sku":"14520851608201973126","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52855798956319,"sku":"27670008244231246695","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52855798989087,"sku":"79829860865676558889","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52855799021855,"sku":"19807285668971032197","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52855799054623,"sku":"23433972751950200843","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52855799087391,"sku":"12670067863961645811","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52855799120159,"sku":"19673134247353999664","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52855799152927,"sku":"29849725781025562515","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52855799185695,"sku":"25730720685372065711","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52855799218463,"sku":"22704425930794849778","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/11326556866902434506_2048.jpg?v=1788703356"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-mediocrates-i-came-i-saw-it-was-fine-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Mediocrates - I Came I Saw It Was Fine Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMediocrates - I Came I Saw It Was Fine\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI came. I saw. It was fine. - Mediocrates\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHistory's least ambitious conquest. You showed up, you looked at the weights, and it was, in the fullest sense of the word, fine. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52856768463135,"sku":"24946439447966603504","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52856768495903,"sku":"15402459778629507167","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52856768528671,"sku":"12031871003624986207","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52856768561439,"sku":"16068292785672567703","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52856768594207,"sku":"80402582862447987262","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52856768626975,"sku":"78683109012553031175","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52856768659743,"sku":"22687376600719382486","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52856768692511,"sku":"62941915392762680377","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52856768725279,"sku":"12719260655249288142","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52856768758047,"sku":"19471685912751239853","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/3040791484806050142_2048.jpg?v=1788707525"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-mediocrates-give-it-60-percent-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Mediocrates - Give It 60 Percent Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMediocrates - Give It 60 Percent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGive it 60%. That's passing. - Mediocrates\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe founding math of the Mediocrates school. Sixty is passing. Sixty-one is showing off. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857113477407,"sku":"66234962944144213537","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857113510175,"sku":"68129804289076641421","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857113542943,"sku":"30577500228727705881","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857113575711,"sku":"26675923060829403194","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857113608479,"sku":"32036384487896965646","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857113641247,"sku":"35568566821608349856","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857113674015,"sku":"11964521534714257765","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857113706783,"sku":"82889690542131584199","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857113739551,"sku":"32899489837429360931","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857113772319,"sku":"43714548985641834690","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/11345734454083970911_2048.jpg?v=1788709629"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-assticles-the-unexamined-squat-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Assticles - The Unexamined Squat Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAssticles - The Unexamined Squat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe unexamined squat is not worth doing. - Assticles, Philosopher of Squatting\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAssticles asked one question of every lifter: how low did you go, and could you prove it? This shirt is the proof. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857913475359,"sku":"12812552392686075703","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857913508127,"sku":"24900924077235054589","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857913540895,"sku":"63825746949445890391","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857913573663,"sku":"18837411733307786900","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857913606431,"sku":"11185592425960640391","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857913639199,"sku":"62671807395430119644","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857913671967,"sku":"28521410960790141104","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857913704735,"sku":"16484352940406837018","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857913737503,"sku":"45965617527338817330","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857913770271,"sku":"30586082876035151508","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/11841077286861961677_2048.jpg?v=1788711641"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-assticles-know-thy-depth-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Assticles - Know Thy Depth Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAssticles - Know Thy Depth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eKnow thy depth. - Assticles\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only surviving fragment of Assticles, and the only advice you need on leg day. Three words. Go read them at the bottom of the hole. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857934971167,"sku":"30846362779520677402","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857935003935,"sku":"20180745992211695890","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857935036703,"sku":"31506479597530357521","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857935069471,"sku":"33827622234337036779","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857935102239,"sku":"18441235288290597140","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857935135007,"sku":"22562750182710406625","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857935167775,"sku":"10926521258259084356","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857935200543,"sku":"22108475083084610819","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857935233311,"sku":"18415523090490589079","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857935266079,"sku":"26316758980838556956","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/14240543523920400901_2048.jpg?v=1788712583"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-assticles-to-the-grass-or-not-at-all-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Assticles - To The Grass Or Not At All Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAssticles - To The Grass Or Not At All\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo the grass, or not at all. - Assticles\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Depth School's founding oath, printed so the rack next to you knows where you stand. Or, more accurately, how low. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857950339359,"sku":"24597519336196821948","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857950372127,"sku":"70016072086969405779","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857950404895,"sku":"20385469065341198985","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857950437663,"sku":"15494469180769025308","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857950470431,"sku":"25076704922529684496","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857950503199,"sku":"15616487505218722103","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857950535967,"sku":"14384073148114280555","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857950568735,"sku":"30462362264178523726","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857950601503,"sku":"27494312063590947515","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857950634271,"sku":"32211087022074093513","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/7182768483339990952_2048.jpg?v=1788713571"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-passivitis-finish-your-texts-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Passivitis - Finish Your Texts Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePassivitis - Finish Your Texts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo, no. Finish your texts. The rack can wait. - Passivitis, Philosopher of Passive Aggression\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePassivitis would never ask you to get off the rack. He would simply stand there, radiating patience, until the guilt did it for him. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857962758431,"sku":"31837340363860458952","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857962791199,"sku":"95778504159673319267","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857962823967,"sku":"21838153276481082324","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857962856735,"sku":"11254399618190345902","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857962889503,"sku":"25585091129565986875","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857962922271,"sku":"76503064466462992589","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857962955039,"sku":"13320133185647879823","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857962987807,"sku":"27464608644119233122","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857963020575,"sku":"92900686494807049747","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857963053343,"sku":"90314127710770204612","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/9512753512732622811_2048.jpg?v=1788717722"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-passivitis-im-sure-youre-very-busy-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Passivitis - I'm Sure You're Very Busy Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePassivitis - I'm Sure You're Very Busy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhoever didn't re-rack, I'm sure you're very busy. - Passivitis\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gentlest sentence ever written about the plates left on the leg press. Passivitis forgives you. He also wrote it on a shirt. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857983140127,"sku":"86510874171524167996","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857983172895,"sku":"23618407455638354164","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857983205663,"sku":"25637325949330131851","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857983238431,"sku":"32098559714917056401","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857983271199,"sku":"23059216037604549410","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857983303967,"sku":"20369571912274451030","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857983336735,"sku":"28899017076429826401","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857983369503,"sku":"16893670617262561405","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857983402271,"sku":"17715712290114033437","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857983435039,"sku":"15885968970212939351","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/4874318682248304619_2048.jpg?v=1788717514"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-passivitis-ill-just-do-lunges-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Passivitis - I'll Just Do Lunges Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePassivitis - I'll Just Do Lunges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's fine. Everything's fine. I'll just do lunges. - Passivitis\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rack is taken. The other rack is taken. It's fine. Passivitis will do lunges in the walkway, directly in front of everyone, and say nothing. From the DoD Fitness Philosophy line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold graphic design with DoD Fitness seal on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52857992413471,"sku":"16771610928299975899","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857992446239,"sku":"15131556139135255093","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52857992479007,"sku":"20374075184403619356","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857992511775,"sku":"30148543155293816152","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52857992544543,"sku":"17702968751254530100","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52857992577311,"sku":"26094405631804267842","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52857992610079,"sku":"24282229866761627725","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52857992642847,"sku":"10568217235746706166","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52857992675615,"sku":"62287032758295383279","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52857992708383,"sku":"89139728831032539600","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/1414728943274028876_2048.jpg?v=1788717643"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-thin-blue-line-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Thin Blue Line Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThin Blue Line\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eServe. Protect. Squat.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe blue line is the one that never clocks out — and the one that still makes it to the rack at 0600 after a double. Twelve-hour shift, five-minute warm-up, zero excuses. This badge doesn't come with a department or a rank; it comes with a barbell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color DoD Fitness eagle badge on the left chest, thin-line flag on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52863797690655,"sku":"10258249914454878250","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863797723423,"sku":"23598506529821362371","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52863797756191,"sku":"28700117674465357328","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52863797788959,"sku":"15795107065773557228","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52863797821727,"sku":"30339322491304284200","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52863797854495,"sku":"14677350924431179604","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52863797887263,"sku":"19558208159887091639","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863797920031,"sku":"16381117195218689509","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/11132234939719639243_2048.jpg?v=1788907405"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-thin-red-line-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Thin Red Line Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThin Red Line\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRuns toward the fire. Runs from cardio.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSixty pounds of gear, five flights of stairs, and still asking if there's time for one more set. The red line goes into buildings other people leave — and into the squat rack other people avoid. No engine number, no house name, no hero speech. Just the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color DoD Fitness eagle badge on the left chest, thin-line flag on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52863814140191,"sku":"10640378426985670146","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863814172959,"sku":"22642873426742254297","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52863814205727,"sku":"82879736333659994655","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52863814238495,"sku":"31466462987480296760","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52863814271263,"sku":"25297863588020613853","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52863814304031,"sku":"29223156092869970999","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52863814336799,"sku":"25219610948876164551","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863814369567,"sku":"27337918056175142938","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/11144674393952143776_2048.jpg?v=1788908754"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-thin-green-line-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - Thin Green Line Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThin Green Line\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eStabilizes patients. Destabilizes PRs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe green line lifts people for a living — literally. Stretchers, stairs, and the occasional grown adult who “can walk, it's fine.” Then the gym, where the only vitals that matter are plates on the bar. No agency, no unit patch, no certification claims. Just a very strong back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color DoD Fitness eagle badge on the left chest, thin-line flag on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52863823773983,"sku":"65616731327533101738","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863823806751,"sku":"17588654767557911714","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52863823839519,"sku":"58195889112842658708","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52863823872287,"sku":"16861584830356659229","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52863823905055,"sku":"24855495838948832850","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52863823937823,"sku":"63692698166716055293","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52863823970591,"sku":"22566960723422730058","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863824003359,"sku":"13697323941861567702","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-thin-green-line-stringer-tank_15565680-e88f-410a-bf8d-a8e86cd9db4e.jpg?v=1788909970"},{"product_id":"dod-fitness-united-we-serve-military-stringer-tank","title":"DoD Fitness - United We Serve - Military Stringer Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnited We Serve - Military\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEmbrace the suck. Then add weight.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlready knows what a 4 a.m. wake-up feels like, what “one more” really means, and that the ruck doesn't get lighter — you get stronger. This is a gym shirt, not a uniform: no branch, no rank, no unit, no claims. Just the part of the mindset that survives the gym.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Bella+Canvas 3483 unisex jersey muscle tank — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Low-cut armholes, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color DoD Fitness eagle badge on the left chest, thin-line flag on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoD Fitness - Destroyer of Dreams, Builder of Bodies\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DoD Fitness","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52863833112863,"sku":"50885305269703688305","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863833145631,"sku":"21287293454628101775","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52863833178399,"sku":"16524750413032026363","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52863833211167,"sku":"30667537572335208778","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52863833243935,"sku":"22648481003310065367","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52863833276703,"sku":"75054826370119118793","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":52863833309471,"sku":"19460959748572875051","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52863833342239,"sku":"25050831621787487743","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/8379\/7791\/files\/dod-fitness-united-we-serve-military-stringer-tank_e81f3f08-cea5-4224-a571-290a00f64b20.jpg?v=1788910114"}],"url":"https:\/\/dodfitness.net\/collections\/stringers.oembed?page=3","provider":"DoD Destroyer of Dreams Fitness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}